A few weeks back I blogged about people who use the word “literally” incorrectly, and how stupid that is.
I recently came across another blogger posting on the same thing, and I have to say, his examples are very funny.
Here’s a sample [I added the censoring]:
Kristen Stewart from the movie Twilight recently reported: “I get to do something that literally if I didn’t get to do, I would implode.”Oh, s***. Well, thank God she was able to get into acting, because can you imagine if she imploded? She’d be all tiny and dense and s***. And if she got fat first, she might have had enough mass that her implosion would cause a black hole. Whew, crisis averted.
Very funny stuff. Go read the rest. I literally died laughing…
You know, I sometimes tell people that profanity makes everything funnier. And it’s totally true. I mean, it’s just not as hilarious with the asterisks. I should write about asterisks some time. I’ll bet I could really defame them hard-core.
Fair enough. Probably not as hilarious with the asterisks…of course, the asterisks do allow the reader the artistic freedom to insert their own profanity of choice…
Can you be more specific about the content of your article? After reading it, I still have some doubts. Hope you can help me. https://www.binance.com/register?ref=JW3W4Y3A